A colorful sign encouraging adopting a digital and physical fish, promoting relaxation and breathing, with a cartoon orange fish and aquatic themes.

So you wanna adopt?

The process:

  1. Find a fish from the available ones below that you like

  2. Contact me via email with which fish you’d like and what you’d like to name it.

    Sorry, there’s no quick and easy method where you get to adopt from the shadows. It’s important right now that there’s at least one point of engaging with me the artist, mainly to make sure the name’s appropriate. I don’t mind funny, weird, or wild, but offensive or inappropriate…

  3. Receive confirmation, pay (currently $20 including shipping to US only atm accepting PayPal, Venmo, Cash App, etc), and fishy will be sent off in the mail to you.

(Currently available fish are 4x5 inches spray paint and acrylic on heavy Bristol paper)

A person holding a white card outdoors with handwritten text that reads, 'Hi, my name is' and a blank line, with a website address relaxfish.com, and a code W25 in the top right corner.

Back of each fish looks like this.

A colorful drawing of an orange fish with the word "Relax" written below it, held by a person's hand. The fish is depicted with a speech bubble saying "Hi, my name is".
An illustrated orange fish with fins and a tail, drawn on a piece of paper, saying "Relax" at the bottom. A speech bubble says, "Hi, my name is." The drawing is held outdoors with a sandy background and a white fence.
A handmade card featuring a cartoon orange fish with fins, gills, and a friendly expression, swimming against a blue background. A speech bubble says "Hi, my name is" and there is handwritten text "Relax" and a website address "relaxfish.com". The ca
A hand holding a colorful drawing of an orange fish wearing a hat, with bubbles near its mouth, against a blue background. The fish has a speech bubble that reads, 'Hi, my name is'.
A hand holding a drawing of a cartoon orange fish wearing a hat, with the words "Relax" and "Hi, my name is" in a speech bubble. The background is blue with white bubbles and the website relaxfish.com.
Handheld sign featuring a colorful cartoon fish with a speech bubble saying "Hi, my name is" and the word "Relax" underneath, with a website address relaxfish.com in the bottom right corner.
A drawing of an orange fish with a happy face, wearing a collar, on a blue background with bubbles. A speech bubble says, "Hi, my name is." The word "Relax" is written below the fish. A small blue circle with "AT" and the URL "relaxfish.com" are also
Drawing of an orange fish with black outlines on a blue background, with a speech bubble saying 'Hi, my name is' and the word 'Relax' written below. The website 'relaxfish.com' is at the bottom right.
Hand holding a blue card with an orange fish illustration, speech bubble saying 'Hi, my name is', and the website relaxfish.com.
A colorful drawing of an orange fish with black outlines, swimming in blue water with bubbles. A person’s hand is holding the drawing, and there is a speech bubble that says, 'Hi, my name is,' but the name is not filled in. The website relaxfish.com
A colorful drawing of an orange fish wearing a scuba diving mask, with bubbles rising to the surface. The fish is set against a dark blue background with the word 'Relax' written below. There is a speech bubble above the fish saying 'Hi, my name is,'